We know the truth April 2, 2009

Early this morning we received an anonymous message stating jetset has been kidnapped by pirates. We are currently negotiating her safe return although we cannot guarantee anything as so far we have failed to agree on the terms of the ransom. It would appear her kidnappers will only accept payment in cookies, but in such vast quantities and wide a range that we are struggling to obtain them in the timeframe allotted.

 

I don’t think there are any pirates. 

Interesting Development February 25, 2009

I think Dancing on Ice has broken my brain.

I’ve seen Donal MacIntyre before, he’s the guy who does MacIntyre Investigates. I’ve seen him but I’ve never noticed him before. Is there something wrong with me? Tough guy goes undercover and spends a lot of time in dangerous situations wearing a leather jacket. Meh.

Throw him in some sequined lycra and a load of orange make-up and oh my goodness he’s hotter than hot!