See I told you Tuesdays Suck!! March 24, 2009

My bosses are in. They shouldn’t be in this early. Something is up. Now I’m too nervous to be funny, damn it and I had a great one about the weekend.

Ooh maybe I’m getting fired. I’d like a break, get to catch up on so much stuff. I survied on the dole before I can do it again. Maybe I’ll quit first before they get a chance to fire me. Make it extra dramatic. I could even slam a door or try to take my keyboard with me.

Oh wait, no they’re firing someone else. Damn it! I was starting to enjoy my unemployment there for a minute.

5 reasons why I should win the lotto March 12, 2009

1. I have no things

2. I like to buy things

3. I could buy my friends shoes thereby rescuing our economy.

4. I would finally be able to afford that asassin.

5. I could take Tuesday off. Every Tuesday!!!!!!

Monday Madness March 9, 2009

I think Mondays get a hard rap. You know in the grand scheme of things they’re not all that bad. Think about it. What is the day before Monday? Sunday! Hello that’s a great day, it’s lazy and relaxy and it was only the day before so you can sit at your desk and think back that less than 24 hrs ago you where in the pub. Tuesdays on the other hand. Tuesdays are the real villians of the week. I HATE Tuesdays. The day before was Monday and the next day is Wednesday. The weekend is already a distant memory and the next one is miles away. Nothing good happens on a Tuesday (ok well apart from pancake Tuesday but I reckon that was just and excuse to have them keep Tuesday in the week) So take it easy on Monday they mean no harm. Boo hiss boo Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!