Why do people wear these shoes? They are seriously the ugliest shoes ever ever made. If I see anyone in them I immediately think a) they have no sense of style and b) they think they’re fat.
Yeah, that’s the message I’d want my shoes to give out about me. Where can I get a pair?
1. I have no things
2. I like to buy things
3. I could buy my friends shoes thereby rescuing our economy.
4. I would finally be able to afford that asassin.
5. I could take Tuesday off. Every Tuesday!!!!!!
Dear Shoe Fairies,
Just a quick note. First of all I want to thank you for introducing me to all my shoe babies. They have their own room now and they’ve settled in really well. I want to thank you for your help in getting prepared for the shoe boot, at first I really wasn’t sure about them but with the help of patent and suede and sparkles I’m now the proud owner of four different pairs and I love them very much. I’d also like to thank you for not forcing me into a relationship with the sparkly jazz shoes, it was very mature of you to recognize that they would do my legs no favours. I know its cheeky after all that help, but I would just like to ask one more small favour. I have started to develop feelings for the sandal boots and I want you to make it stop. I don’t know if it’s your doing or if my brain has just started to malfunction due to shoe overload, but if it is within your powers then please have mercy and allow this phase to pass me by without a purchase. I am not going to look good in these.
