You know you’re getting old when you’re on the train home from a night out (actually I could just leave it there) and you overhear some students discussing teenage mutant hero turtles and calling the characters michaelangelo and ‘da nutella’, and instead of correcting them you just shake your head, smile wistfully and mutter ‘kids’.
When the f*ck did this happen?
Damn you Craig David with your big chin and stupid lyrics. That Seven Days song has been stuck in my head all morning! It’s like the song that never ends!! Met this girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love on Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday, chilled on Sunday. And I only met her on Monday! All I had to do was buy her a drink and she was all over me! What the f*ck is the point of this song Craig?? Are you slagging her off for being a slapper? Are you that amazed that someone would sleep with you (I know I am) that you had to write a song about it? And could you not have come up with a few more lyrics once you did write it so that it wouldn’t go round and round in people’s heads on an incessant loop that can’t be stopped. You are very lucky this didn’t happen to me yesterday is all I can say
I think Alesha Dixon sucks ass.
She was once a member of a short lived, very cool girl band called “Mystique”. Now, she releases cheesy songs about cleaning the house and the importance of women keeping their composure. They are songs for Bebo Users – fourteen year old girls.
This morning, I read she fell off the toilet while climbing Kilimanjaro. Nice one, Alesha. If only you’d fall out of the media and the charts, I’d be even happier.
