I need new glasses May 6, 2009

Or I at least need to start wearing the ones i have already, so i dont go around thinking my toothpaste is called “Hovanian Whitening” and wondering what that means

or questioning nescafes logic in bringing out “Nescafe Cow” and wondering what fool in work bought it

 

On the other hand, what if how I imagine the world looks is more interesting than the reality?

Ode to Coffee April 1, 2009

Until a year ago or so,

If you’d offered coffee, I’d say, “no”

“Tea is the drink for me”

 

On holiday from home,

While vacationing in Rome,

I did come upon gourmet coffee

 

Now, I need a drip

It’s much quicker than a sip

“Coffee is the drink for me”

 

I steal to get my score

Without it my head is sore

Coffee is the addiction for me.