Why do people wear these shoes? They are seriously the ugliest shoes ever ever made. If I see anyone in them I immediately think a) they have no sense of style and b) they think they’re fat.
Yeah, that’s the message I’d want my shoes to give out about me. Where can I get a pair?
Tomorrow is casual Friday. I love it.
My colleague has the most incredible body I have ever seen in person. When I am near him, I feel faint in the Jane Austen sense. On Fridays, he wears tight, fitted T-shirts that show his incredibly toned pecs and arms. His apparel puts pep in my step. Sometimes he wears a white hoodie. I’ve never seen a hoodie look so sexy on anyone.
I’ve decided what I want to be when I grow up. When I grow up, I want to be that hoodie.
