Following on from my post on the useless Alesha Dixon, I thought I would have a bash at someone else I dislike.
I just don’t like Mylene Klass. I think it’s because she comes across as a do-gooder – someone, who no matter what shit goes down, will always come up smelling of pot pourri. Since the disbandment of Hear’Say, the short lived band that launched here career, I’ve liked her less and less. Everytime the Pantene advert comes on, I run into the kitchen to fetch the scissors. I return to the living room and wave them at the televsion, imaginging myself cutting chunks out of her glossy hair, while shouting, “Do you think you’re worth it now?”
I wish no harm upon Mylene. What I would do, however, is wish that someday her path will cross with Nicky Hambleton-Jones whose job she stole. Mylene became presenter of the show 10 Years Younger because Channel 4 are rumoured to have wanted a younger and prettier version of Nicky. If the opportunity ever arose, I would lock the two of them in a room and let them sort their issues. I might be considered biased if I were to don a cheerleader’s outfit, wave some pompoms and hold a pep rally in favour of Nicky.
Gooooo Nicky (kicking of leg is optional)
Fetch the scissors!
