I went to a wedding at the weekend. Someone I befriended at the wedding sent me their photos. I look horrific in them. I have been doing my best to shed the pre-exam fat, but it is taking longer than I unrealistically expected. My hair is a little long at the moment. It’s the longest it has been in years. It makes me look chubby. Last night, I went home and shaved it all off. Hair yesterday, gone today.
Yes, my little stunt is dramatic. However, it makes me feel much better about myself. My excellent bone structure is out for all the world to see. It also might lead to opportunities. I could form a Sinead O’Connor tribute act; I do a mean Nothing Compares. Should they make a second GI Jane, I could apply for lead. What I am really holding out for is a remake of the Crystal Maze or Star Trek Generation. I could play the new Baldy Guy.
It’s in the bag!
